'Everything is Awful' Singles & New Video

Wooooo!

We could not possibly be more excited to say that we no longer have to bicker like brain-dead old hags about recording since the new album is now FINISHEDDDDD! Right this instant you can check out 2 new singles from the 'Everything is Awful' album and you can also point your good eye towards our new animated music video! The album will be released via the good dudes over at No Time Records. We've packed this album to the bloody, taped-up nips with extras, little goodies, big baddies and some music too!

From the deepest recesses of our bowels, we wish you luck.

Singles: https://soundcloud.com/the-survivalists/sets/eia-singles

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM3dOKBqHUg

Bye,

-The Survivalists

Dusty Old Junk

We're in the middle of finishing up our new album but before that we'll be releasing a collection of old/unreleased songs as a free download called Dusty Old Junk. There's also a 3-inch Mini CD option available which is limited to 20 copies and includes a bonus song that's only on the CD version. The collection will be released on our Bandcamp on 5/26/2017.

Bye,

-The Survivalists

SCABMAN!!!!!!

Over the last couple of months we've been making a super haggard cartoon mini-series. We came up with the idea when we drinking one night and I have no idea why. I'm sick of animating because it sucks and I hate it so here's all 7 breathtaking episodes in one video for your perverse viewing pleasure:



R.I.P Scabman
2017 - 2017
Gone & Forgotten

-The Survivalists

Stop-motion Music Video

Our new 7" record 'Breakfast is a Scam' dropped last Friday and with it came a new music video for the title track! This video was stop-motion animated and edited by Kristy and features some old videos I made playing on the television screen. The video can be seen here:

                                   

Hope the rest of your week is filled with pizazz and pizzas!

-The Survivalists

Breakfast is a Scam

We have a new 7" record out called 'Breakfast is a Scam' and it was released via Tapetown in Denmark. The record is limited to 50 copies and comes on clear vinyl. Canadian Beats was kind enough to do a premiere of our music video for the title song as well as ask us a few questions. You can check that out here: http://canadianbeats.ca/2017/04/28/premiere-breakfast-is-a-scam-i-cant-wait/

You can also order a copy of the record that includes digital download directly from the label here: http://merchcity.com/product/survivalists-breakfast-scam-7-vinyl-incl-download/

Happy weekend!!

-The Survivalists

Kristy Doesn't Know SHIT

Kristy really doesn't know shit.

We've been doing a podcast with our friend Pam for a little while now. We have drinks and talk about important things that you need to learn about. The hard hitting topics, y'know? We have a few shows posted on our Soundcloud page which you can follow here:
https://soundcloud.com/kristydoesntknowshit

The B Reel Network has been kind enough to archive our shows and you can find their website here:
http://breelnetwork.com/

More shows have been recorded and will be posted to our Soundcloud soon and we'll have some more updates on other stuff soon too.

Don't stare at the sun,

-The Survivalists

We're too cheap for an actual website...

Welcome to the new The Survivalists blog!

This is where a lot of things will be posted about our current shenanigans. We've been busy as fuck working on our follow-up to last year's album. We've self-released a 7" called 'Neato Speedo' and we have another 7" called 'Breakfast is a Scam' coming out on a label in Denmark called Tapetown. Lots of things coming up, so much planned and so....lazy......

Listen/Buy things here: https://thesurvivalistsmusic.bandcamp.com/merch

-The Survivalists